First

Alright, here's the 'sitch.

Between telling my stories of the ridiculous but often funny situations I encounter on the bus on my way to/from work or my tale of being asked out by a 12 year old I was told to create a "comic sketch". Thats not going to happen. I was thinking about wearing a lapel camera to record everything... privacy issues, no go. So I caved and started this blog.

The purpose is to share the sitations I encounter on the bus and/or train on a day to day basis.

When the bus is completely empty, but you feel like sitting next to someone... you're sitting beside me. I don't like you for it. But what am I going to do? I'll suck it up and hold my breath if you're having an 'i-woke-up-too-late-to-shower-and-dont-care-how-bad-i-smell-i-still-want-to-sit-next-to-someone" kind of day, and believe me when i say there are too many of you.

I'm also the person you yell at from across the bus in hopes of me letting you use my cell phone to call your "mom" or "dad" or goodness knows whoever. Ask me after 9pm and i'll consider it, but unless you're going to pay for my per minute billing, its not going to happen.

Some of you might ask: "Hey! Why not buy a car so you don't have to complain about this stuff anymore?"
I'll tell you why.
1.I live in "Metro Vancouver" where the cost of living is gold shillings.
2.I work a job that pays me in pebbles.
3.I don't have anyone to teach me.
4. 'young drivers' is not an option (refer to point 2)
5. I would drive like I was in a video game. What do you mean drifting along the Barnet Hwy isn't legal?! Hogwash!

Point being, I'm poor...ish and transit is the only option.

I can't promise this blog will be great. or good. or even mediocre.
But I'll try. I'm not a blogger, I don't know the blogger etiquette, (Oh, don't act like there isn't one) and to be honest i don't care to learn it.

I'm not sure yet if I'm going to keep this strictly about transit situations (I have 5 years worth of stories) or if I'll branch off into meaningful subjects, but what I do know is that sometimes my posts will be all over the place, sometimes they wont make sense, and sometimes they'll just ramble and ramble and ramble and ra--, see?

I'm horrible at endings and chances are I'll just abruptly end most posts...

With that being said "I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig"